I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

(Source: ksniasolo)

everets:

when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them

narutwat:

who u callin pinhead

(Source: thugdaddy)

(Source: wormmedicine)

cosmic-nine-year-old:

once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

(Source: thecautiousbisexual)

its-barack-o-llama:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

AGAIN?!?!?!?

(Source: tamamoland)

wassa-matta-you-altair:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution 

someone bumped into my chair and i invaded their country

someone bumped into my chair and i blushed because it was senpai

(Source: sassysamwinchester)

(Source: masochisticbeauty)

kahniss:

_{Jennifer Lawrence behind the scenes of ‘The Hunger Games’}